The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- A mysterious flag erases Osborn's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Osborn's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Osborn was due a breakout.
81%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Osborn's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.