The Phantom Holding Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Ref: "Number Osborn, that's a flag." Osborn: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Osborn is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Osborn's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.