The Phantom Flag Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Osborn was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Osborn tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Osborn's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.