The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Osborn was due a breakout.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Osborn is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
90%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Osborn's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.