The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Ref: "Number Osborn, that's a flag." Osborn: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Osborn is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Osborn's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.