The Snap Count Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- The QB looks at Osborn exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Osborn will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Osborn's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.