The Sunday Night Fade Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Osborn gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Osborn's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.