The Sunday Night Fade Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Osborn gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
81%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Osborn scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.