The Phantom Holding Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Osborn's stadium. Only over Osborn.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Osborn will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Osborn, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.