The Hamstring Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Osborn, Osborn, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.