The Late Scratch Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Monangai breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
72%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Monangai drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.