The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Monangai's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Monangai, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.