The Stuffed Run Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Monangai scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.