The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Monangai's stadium. Only over Monangai.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Monangai is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Monangai's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.