The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows Monangai on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Monangai's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.