The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Monangai is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
89%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Monangai's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.