The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Monangai is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Monangai, Monangai, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.