The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- A mysterious flag erases Monangai's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Monangai, Monangai, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.