The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Monangai's stadium. Only over Monangai.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Monangai drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.