The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Monangai's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Monangai scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.