The Hamstring Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- The broadcast shows Monangai on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Monangai, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.