The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and Monangai gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
75%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Monangai, Monangai, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.