The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Monangai's stadium. Only over Monangai.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
84%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Monangai drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.