The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Monangai's stadium. Only over Monangai.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Monangai's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Monangai's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.