The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Monangai's stadium. Only over Monangai.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Coach says Monangai is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Monangai scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.