The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Monangai gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Monangai's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.