The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Monangai scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.