The Stuffed Run Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Monangai goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Monangai, Monangai, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.