The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- The broadcast shows Monangai on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Monangai finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Monangai's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.