The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Monangai breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Monangai's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.