The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Monangai finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Monangai drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.