The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Monangai will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Monangai scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.