The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Monangai's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.