The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.
- Monangai is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
92%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Monangai, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.