The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Monangai gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Monangai drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.