The Snap Count Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Monangai's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.