The Committee Backfield Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Monangai rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
83%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Monangai drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.