The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Monangai gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Monangai drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.