The Late Scratch Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Monangai's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Monangai drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.