The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Monangai will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Monangai's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.