The Late Scratch Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Monangai, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.