The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Ref: "Number Monangai, that's a flag." Monangai: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Monangai, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.