The Committee Backfield Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Monangai is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
82%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Monangai's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.