The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Monangai runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
83%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Monangai's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.