The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Coach says Monangai is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Monangai scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.