The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Monangai will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Monangai's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.