The Stuffed Run Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The team goes up 21 early and Monangai gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
74%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Monangai drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.