The Stuffed Run Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“The broadcast shows Monangai on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Monangai finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Monangai, Monangai, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.