The Late Scratch Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Monangai, that's a flag." Monangai: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Monangai's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.