The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Monangai's stadium. Only over Monangai.
- Monangai's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Monangai scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.